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adirondack mountain people

A single family comprised of all the people who live in the Adirondacks of Northern New York State.

They often live in small villages and greet outsiders with suspicion. Outsiders are blamed for most of the crime, even when its revealed that a crime was perpetrated by one of their relatives.

They all share common ancestors, and usually survive to the next generation by breeding with 2nd or 3rd cousins. They rarely leave the area, but many take the leap and move to the big city of either Watertown, Canton, or Massena.

Due to the lack of anything entertaining in the area, they entertain themselves by gossipping about each other, making bathtub meth, and camping in the woods. Gossip was historically discussed in local bars, of which they have plenty, or at family gatherings at their camps. Since highspeed Internet came to the area in 2012, the gossipping has moved online to topix sites. Locals will now discuss the whores on Maple street, the new stop sign next to the perverts house, and who is having intercourse with each other in public Internet forums for anyone to view (seriously, look it up).

There are no jobs in the area and it is a complete mystery how people survive, especially with 9 months of -20 degree weather.

Local attractions include the thousand islands, yardsales, rivers that have septic tanks draining directly into them, and an occasional black person.
Jared went on vacation with his family to Cranberry Lake in the Adirondacks. While there, many of the Adirondack Mountain People greeeted him by calling him an outsider and told him to go back where he came from.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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Aldin

Aldin is very funny, cute and good looking. He is also really kind and will take care of you if you are nice to him. He will go out of his way to make you happy. But if you trigger him he will show you his crazy side and you should run. He shows love and affection easily.
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adirondackular

Describes landscapes so beautiful that they can't be described in words. Comes from the Adirondacks, a mountain range in upper New York State. Pronounced "a-dih-ron-DACK-you-ler".
Marty: Yo, Dean, get a look at this black spruce bog---it's adirondackular!!!
Dean: Yeah, dis is awesome man! It's like Yoda's planet!
Marty: Dean, you sure know how to pick the best boreal hikes!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
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Adirondack lantern

Noun - A water vessel (e.g. kayak) where the semi-translucent hull is illuminated from within at night; like a Floating Chinese lantern.
We put headlamps in the bow and stern of a rotomolded kayak to make it glow and paddled across Upper Saranac Lake.

I popped some really bright glow sticks in my Hobie Cat hulls for night sailing, and it looked like the Star Trek Next Generation Enterprise nacelles at the beginning of the show intro.

A group of kayakers went on an Adirondack Lantern paddle last night.
by Adirondack Ingenuity October 17, 2013
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Abdirahman

A guy who’s good looking knows what he’s doing and mostly sweet talks to females.
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Alcira

She's perfect in the eyes of everyone. She is extremely friendly and down to earth which is why everyone adores her. Every guy finds her attractive and wants to be with her, and every girl wants to be friends with her. She has an exotic appearance that makes those who look at her melt instantaneously. She has amazing curves/body and personality. She is the type of girl every guy wants to take home to meet the parents. You may find an Alcira in Europe.
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abdirizak

Coolest guy in England really unique name usually the popular one around his friends and athletic and rich🤭
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