A form of irony that, at a cursory glance, seems to completely miss the definition of irony. Upon further consideration, it occurs to people later that the only thing ironic about it is that there is nothing ironic about it. This, in turn, sets up a conundrum wherein critics are no longer sure whether the original author is either a genius or fucking stupid. Named for Alanis Morisette's song Ironic.
The book was Alanis ironic in that the "ironic" stories the author told were so far off the mark that people had to wonder, given his otherwise sound literary prowess, whether he intentionally used "cosmic irony" to both increase the colloquial understanding of the misuse of ironic and define it in a subtle way, or if he really just doesn't understand irony.
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Saying/Thinking you are neutral when you clearly have radical/extreme views on a matter, topic or towards a certain group of people.
Saying/Thinking you are neutral when you clearly have radical/extreme views on a matter, topic or towards a certain group of people.
Person 1: What are your views on this certain group of people?
Person 2: Oh im pretty neutral, i just think they should all be killed in the worst possible way ever and their legacy removed from history.
Person 2 is Albanian Neutral.
Person 2: Oh im pretty neutral, i just think they should all be killed in the worst possible way ever and their legacy removed from history.
Person 2 is Albanian Neutral.
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Wilmary: Your so awesome Alani!
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Hunter: I hate you but I can't help loving you
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En taro Adun Executor. I am Judicator Aldaris, and I have been sent by the Conclave to guide and counsel you...
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