Alco-Seltzer

The new rage in alcoholic drinks, alcoholic, carbonated water. A drink for those who either hate the taste of beer or want to feel like they’re being healthy. In reality, in two to three years, scientists will be saying this drink is terrible for you and causes cancer because that’s life kids.

Me and the boys gettin lit tonight on this alco-seltzer. Hangover? Take your pick: alka-seltzer or better yet, alco-seltzer.

by Seealis January 19, 2020

alco trash

The agressive associal behaviour after direct self-intoxication with crappy booze :)

We drank too much vodka and began puking on each other. That was so much fun. The fat ALCO TRASH.

by Vla5 from ZP December 29, 2006

Alco-troll

A woman who is Chugly, even through high powered beer-goggles!

Heyyy duuude, check out that Alco-troll over there. I think I'll opt for the Ménage a Moi

by Davey Cadaver November 23, 2007

alco-whore

A person who can be bought with quality alcoholic beverages.

Don't worry, she'll definitely sit down with you if you schedule the meeting at that new microbrewery. She's a total alco-whore, especially for pale ales.

by Lou Conrad May 15, 2008

Alco-wall

The proverbial "wall" you hit when you realize you've been drinking for way too long (hours, days, weeks), usually accompanied by a bullshit declaration that you're never drinking again.

"Um, Amber? We've been drinking for eight days straight."
"So? We're in Cabo."
"No. I've hit an alco-wall. I feel disgusting. I'm never drinking again."
"Until tomorrow."
"Yeah, probably."

by CTH3 September 12, 2008

Alco-Limbo

When you are affected by a couple of drinks but FORCED to stop drinking (eg. Boss makes you go back to work after boozy lunch) to then find yourself in a strange head space of almost tipsy & in dire need of a sleep.

NOTE: The only known cure is to keep drinking

Went out for Friday lunch today and knocked back 2 beers, then something came up and we had to rush back to work and spent the rest of the afternoon in alco-limbo.

by missjet July 8, 2011

alco-load

excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)

the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!

alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010