Alastair

An Alastair is a seasonally furry robot that communicates by hand movement instead of speech. Its main energy source is apple pie. When placed in front of a camera an Alastair will touch its hair.

I wish I could pose like an Alastair

by confusionman April 6, 2011

Alastair Sullivan

The man that has a very nice butt pickin hand. I’ve seen him do it in grade 4.

Alastair Sullivan! Stop touching my chaud with your butt pickin hand!!

by AJwylie February 17, 2021

Alastair

Baby sniffer. /j /nsx

Gay Boy: *sees my baby picture and sniffs it*
Me: ALASTAIR! STOP SNIFFING BABIES!

by a stupid duck May 14, 2022

Alastair

A piece of Celery

Right, i've got dip, carrot sticks, and alastair sticks.. Time to PARTY!!

by shazambandit August 15, 2010

Alastair Wright

amazing in every single way girls go mental when they see him. He also resembles a celery stick.

GIRL: WOOOOOOOW hes so hot must be an Alastair Wright

by gigglemyshniggle April 28, 2011

alastair

ginger. often has a fondness for sheep.

alastair has very ginger hair. have you seen that sheep he's been chasing lately?

by roo23 December 19, 2008

alastair wood

An Alastair wood is someone who touches little kids

alastair wood get away from hose kids

by Uncle Jimmy July 11, 2016