alan

the best boyfriend ever. so cute and so hot. funniest boy ever. sexy a f

“have you seen alan?” “yeah man, hes out being the best boyfriend ever!”

by #daddy’sgirl123 March 3, 2019

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 2, 2007

Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

Alan

Alan

Alan

by anonymous March 27, 2022

Alan

the culmination of god, he is secretly omniscient but he pretends that he isn't. he loves boba tea and he likes making bad jokes. He is always at least 6 feet tall and has a six-pack

damn bro is that Alan? man he looks nice

by Chinny Boi February 28, 2022

alaning

To look at other's work aimlessly with a blank stare, with occasional input that could be rude but beneficial.

Jack was alaning over Jill's shoulder while she wrote her program.

by leovander March 18, 2011

Alane

Fun loving, goofy with a motor mouth.

That Alane can really chat up anyone.

by lampigs December 31, 2008