Aisle 7

A wonderful place full of peace and harmony.
Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.

Me and my friends went to Aisle 7.

by Bendew July 22, 2020

Aisleen

A name used only for unique girls (or boys).

The original version 'Aisling' defined as the irish for dream,

'Aisleen' is said to be defined as 'Daydreamer' or A fantasy, legend.

Aisling= A Dream

Aisleen=A Fantasy or daydream

by Irish jester August 17, 2009

aisle eight

The act of exploding or losing one's mind: cause to burst into violent release of energy/behavior.

Bro, did you see that chick? She just went aisle eight!

by King James the 3rd March 24, 2013

haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.

"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"

by Amy1993 April 6, 2010

clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

by Mooseface May 22, 2018

aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.

I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

Aisley

Is usually an amazing friend who can help you with anything. Gets great grades in school and very well mannered. Once you get to know Aisley she is super funny and energetic. Once your friends it will be forever.

Aisley is the social butterfly of the school

by Izzyfrizzy11 November 12, 2013