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Asstatistic

A ratio consisting of quality of ass to quantity of ass in ones lifetime. Equasion follows:

The total quality of all girls banged on a 0-1 scale (Q) divided by the total quantity of girls.
Ben has banged so many hot chicks, his asstatistic must be close to 1.00. Example equasion:

Ben has banged 5 girls. their levels of attractiveness were as follows:0.8, 0.8 0.9,0.75, and 1.0. Therefore his asstatistic is 0.85.
by WolfnWeasel December 26, 2011
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Aistard

hot mf that simps for ais. ais is his and his only so back off mf, he's also captain levi so he'll shit on you no diff
Aistard? oh yeah that's the guy that gave Ais head
by Lxquid March 22, 2021
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ASAP + stat = astat

ASAP = As Soon As Possible
stat = immediately, without delay
I need a Wendys double cheeseburger , astat.
Hey bros, we need more attractive women in here, astat.
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Aissatou

aissatou is a very sweet girl who may seem naughty and ungrateful but once you get to know her inside she is such a loving girl. she makes sure everyone belongs and makes sure they don't feel left out she's an open girl who makes herself heard a lot. she loves herself and dares many things she is a bit shy but if you know her personally she is a very crazy person. she is very cold in daily life with everyone but not with her friends she loves her family and her friends very much. she is full of surprise you should definitely have her as a friend because she makes your life a lot more fun with everything
You need a aissatou asap
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astatard

someone thats unfunny and misses on every post.
your almost as unfunny as astatard
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Aishat

a naughty,sexy gorgeous and wonderful person
love to play and fun to hang out with
#sexy #funny #cheerful
she looks sexy...she is aishat
by Aishat January 10, 2017
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Asstatastic

An activity that you need to do but u don’t want to do it because it sucks ass or it’s boring.
For example this oil change is so asstatastic I don’t want to do it
by D4ve3 December 1, 2022
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