Ansonitis

Taking on the appearence or mannerisms of an Anson.

Dude, he was telling stories about things his dad bought. Kid's coming down with serious Ansonitis.

There are random pasty white kids with ansonitis everywhere, even roaming around the African Bush.

by Chowda! March 25, 2008

Alkonitis

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

by Halcona April 9, 2021

Avlonitis

He's literally the hottest man you'll ever find in your entire life. That's literally it.

girl 1: Have you heard about the new kid?

girl 2: The Avlonitis guy?
girl 1: Yeah, he's so fucking hot, holy shit.

by KristopherHotMan March 14, 2022

arronitus

The act of none stop talking when hanging out with a group of friends to the point that it seems like you haven’t taken a breath since you started talking.

Damn has that man taken a breath since he started to talk? Someone needs to stop him before he passes out from oxygen deprivation!
He must have Arronitus!

by Fergulitious October 2, 2022