By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.
This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)
The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.
Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.
This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)
The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.
Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.
Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?
Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.
Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.
by ShroomBraj April 10, 2013
Get the Koenigsegg Agera r/s mug.One of Denmark's ghettos located near Roskilde. The infamous gang ÅSC (Ågerup Scooter Clicke) is controlling the streets of the city.
by DarioVonAllan March 30, 2008
Get the Ågerup mug.When someone does certain things he or she used to manage just fine, but not anymore due to getting older.
"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."
"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."
"Having such an agerape today. I used to be able to drink like fifteen beers a night without getting a hangover. Yesterday I drank five and I'm totally wrecked now."
"Had to get up and take a leak 3 times this night, guess it's the age raping me again.."
Agerape is like a facerape only it's age pranking around with you in real life instead of friends pranking around with you on Facebook.
Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.
Examples of this is having to go to the bathroom five times a night. Not able to "get it up". Drinking two beers and get wasted while you used to be able to drink two cases of beer and not get drunk. Sitting at the bar talking to the lovely lady, unsuccessfully trying to get her home due to aging.
by fredrickard July 8, 2012
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To be slightly annoyed but in a good way; for friends to annoy with childish tomfoolery/taunts.
To be slightly annoyed but in a good way; for friends to annoy with childish tomfoolery/taunts.
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.
Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.
Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.
Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.
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/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!
/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!
by Idle. October 17, 2011
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Mean girls who are teenagers and there parents usually can make them mean. Mostly at private schools
by anonkatm February 7, 2015
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