early adopter

A person who is typically the first to purchase new technologies before they become popular in an effort to look interesting. They can be easily identified by the dozens of boxes in their basement filled with crap like Nook Ereaders, Zune mp3 players, Google Glasses and AOL email addresses as well as their remarkably small retirement savings accounts.

Our tech startup is failing because we only hired early adopters with attention spans similar to goldfish.

by halal9000 April 26, 2019

Adopting Affectations

See "catchin feelings" More formal.

"I sayeth good sir, why art thou adopting affectations towardeth me?"

by Carter August Reich June 23, 2005

Adoptive muscle memory

the ability to replicate any physical action after seeing it performed once

Monica Dawson; beholder of Adoptive muscle memory, saw a wrestling move done on TV before work then performed the same exact move on a robber

by HeroesAbilities June 10, 2013

Adopt Me

A game on the popular app "Roblox", you roleplay in the game, you get pets in the game and make families. It is mostly filled with scammers and 4 to 9 year olds who still can't afford robux.

adoptmefan283: hey wanna play some adopt me???
brookhavenlover2834: nah I like brookhaven better

by floppafan December 20, 2022

De-Adopt

To throw away someone u adopted as they're completely useless #discord

Son, i'll de-adopt u if u don't behave well with my boyfriends!

by theonlinoobmaster69 February 18, 2022

Halo Adapter

Another word for an Xbox.

"Dude, where'd the TV go?"
"I took it over to Mike's last night with the Halo Adapter"

by reversebackwards October 3, 2004

adopted

A person that doesn't need to be sad because they are adopted. Some people are actually happy in adopted families.

" I'm adopted"

"That's cool!It doesn't change anything your still the same person "

by who else..? November 23, 2014