adopt me

the definition of stealing childrens money for a roblox game

adopt me is trash periodt

by i.make.weird.definitions. August 6, 2020

adopt me!

the roblox game 4 kids. bruh, like, this game S U C K S. all you do is raise someone you dont even know diguised as a baby. only those 4-6 stupid years old play it. IT SUCKS! if any kid seeing this, then im not sorry. also it became more a trade hangout than a adoption game since pets have been added. jeez, at rogue lineage players may be toxic but at least its cool and not full of kids who pretend to be old.

kid: wanna play adopt me!?
me: no.
kid: come on its the best roblox ga-
me: shut up you frick
kid: im gonna call the police if u dont play! i know where you live!!
me: really? where?
kid: you live near my house!
me: you are right
kid: rea-
me: lol obviously no
kid: im calling the police!
also kid: police, can you kill a guy?
police: what did he do?
kid: he refused to play adopt me! with me!
police: *come to the kid house instead*
kid: why did you came here? go to the house of the guy who refused to play ado-
police: you are under arrest
kid: I DID NOTHING WRONG PLZ GO TO THE GUY HOUSE!!!!!!!
police: you are under arrest for threathing an innocent for a stupid reason.
kid mom: WHERE DID I MISSED????!!!!
kid: THE POLICE IS STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by riganman!@# April 30, 2020

Adopt Me

some stupid game that some how got popular, it would have been an OK game if it wasn't for these stupid and worthless PETS, and is SOME HOW the ENTIRE REASON IT GOT POPULAR. does it do anything special? NO , does it have any value to any thing? ZERO, IS IT SOMETHING WORTH SCAMMMMMERS TIME? ABOSLUTELY YES, scammers waste their time on this, J U S T 0 I Q

Adopt Me pets sucks

by someone else thats not u March 12, 2021

Adopt me

Stupid overrated game that is somehow popular

Jared was playing adopt me. He suddenly got a trade request. The person gave him a dog and he gave them some rare pet. Jared screamed and threw his laptop. Mom came over and gave him a mega ass whooping.

by Ultimateidk November 6, 2020

Adopt Me Roblox

A game on Roblox that was originally created for roleplaying, making friends, and getting houses! Well in 2019, that all changed. Innocent people have became crazy of trading pets, that the updates are all about pets. "Adopt Me!"? More like "Adopt Pets, Get scammed".

Hey! Whats Adopt Me Roblox?

It's a game where you get pets, get scammed for them, and scam

by R4ndom Person December 21, 2020

Adopt Me

A cancerous roblox game full of stupid kids that get scammed.

Yo, want to play ADOPT ME and scam?

by y euuddkdk October 13, 2020

Adopt Me

A popular game on the Roblox platform that was originally intended for roleplay purposes where you could adopt a baby (Hence the name) and raise them in your family. However, ever since the developers of the game added a pet update, the game has become a mass trade hangout where 7 year olds would finger themselves for a neon pet.

Person 1: Hey, i'm gonna go play Adopt Me.

Person 2: Ew, you actually like that game?

by GoneGraphical March 16, 2021