I have your IP address

Something you say when you have someone's IP Address. Especially if they are from Poland.

-I had a shitty day today (TyMoon)
-Oh really? Do you know what I have today?
-What?
-I have your IP address

by piza1235 February 24, 2022

Porn address

Your alternative web based email address to which your friends send jpgs, mp3s,pdfs, wmvs, wavs and other deemed inappropriate materials that would otherwise be blocked by your employer's email filters.

Unemployed friend: Did you get that hilarious video clip that I sent you?

Employee: Dude, quit sending that shit to my work address. You're gonna get me fired. Send it to my porn address.

by David Irwin July 27, 2006

Premail Address

an old email address, which is usually embarrassing, stupid, or both.

i made my premail address lilpussycat63 when i was 8.

by likeomgsara March 20, 2009

analyze, assess, address

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.

Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

by Monkey's Dad June 23, 2023

ip address

Internet Protocol Address.

The list of numbers assigned to every person connected to the internet by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority.

I got his ip address, found out where he lived, went to his house and killed him.

by larstait October 13, 2003

Mac Address

The hardware address of a device connected to a shared
network medium. Also called a Media Access Control.

When i was trying to connect to the network, the network kicked me out because i didnt give it my mac address

by Ozzman86 November 7, 2005

The Five Pillars of Adolescence

The Five Pillars of Adolescence must be achieved only when the individual is the teen age from 13 - 17. If one fails to achieve the Five Pillars of Adolescence before turning into and adult at the age of 18 then one's childhood memories shall haunt the individual.

Pillar 1: Social Networking
Pillar 2: Parties
Pillar 3: Relationships
Pillar 4: Smoking, drugs and alcohol
Pillar 5: Sex

The Five Pillars of Adolescence example...

"John is going to become an adult, he is turning 18 soon and until now he has failed to achieve any of the Five Pillars of Adolescence therefore he shall live the rest of his life in regret, stress and flashbacks from his childhood. The Five Pillars must be achieved whatever ethnicity, race or beliefs you are. They are not optional, but they are compulsory for that certain age group, fail and you will have a bad future."

by The Professional Killers November 2, 2011