Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.)

The sudden sharp, piercing itching sensation a man gets in his scrotum. Often completely debilitating, the itch must be scratched almost immediately to avoid injury.

I was in the grocery store with my wife when I got an attack of Acute Scrotal Itch (A.S.I.). The aisle was crowded so I had to duck behind my wife to get to it.

by sobonate December 10, 2012

Acute Angle

An angle whose measure is less than 90 degrees.

That triangle has 2 acute angle.

by TwoThousand? March 22, 2016

acute cerebral speditis

a term describing the condition when someone is completely and utterly sped in the head.

patient: why do i need to wear a mask? covid is a hoax
doctor: i diagnose you with acute cerebral speditis

by alexjiew March 19, 2021

Autiety

Anxiety and stress brought about by relying on an automated system but not being 100% confident you can trust it.

"Self drivng cars give me nothing but autiety."
"My autiety level was quite high when asking Chat GPT to write my thesis but it worked out ok. Now, if you will hand me that scalpel we can proceed with the brain surgery."

by Handburglar February 8, 2023

acution

to be a dumb whore

You’re an acution Becky

by acution420 June 4, 2019

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

acuteable

a mixture of cute and adorable :D

that baby is acuteable

by jasmine culver March 28, 2008