AILF

Ass i'd like to fist

walking into common room Salute: Fist beating heart

your a bit AILF

A word used by the new wave of sixth formers

by bob dylan May 6, 2005

abilf

an altar boy i'd like to fondle

Priest: well jimmy is such abilf.

by shoota January 9, 2005

AILF

Amputee I'd Like to Fuck -

Hey man, I saw this one armed chick on the subway today total AILF, I bet she could tickle my a$$hole with her baby arm while she blows me...

by jlam923 July 11, 2011

ailf

a) Aunty I'd like to fuck
b) Amma I'd like to fuck

A term used by young people in the diasporic South Asian community in reference to an older woman who is sexually attractive. "Aunty" is a generic title for any woman that is at least half a generation older. "Amma" is the Hindi and Bengali word for "mother". The term AILF was used in a muckittees.com t-shirt aimed at South Asian youth.

Rohan's mom got married really young. No wonder she's such an AILF.

by sunsun September 7, 2006

acil basil

A trans man who is a basil banger.

Yoyo i'm acil basil want ta come to ma weddin and w=see me marry some basil

by LIZbiz522 January 24, 2022

AILF

stands for “astronomer i’d like to fuck”; first used in the movie “Don’t Look Up” in reference to Randall Mindy.

Randall Mindy is an AILF!

by mindyailf February 23, 2022

AILF

Ancestor I'd like to fuck

When a GILF just isn't enough

Damn, my grandma's mom is a real AILF

by isachok January 21, 2019