abstract algebra 

doing something easy in the hardest possible way

Thank God we have abstract algebra to know integers are only a group under addition.

abstract algebra by Therm May 22, 2010

abstract algebra 

algebra on crack and shrooms

when i was in abstract algebra, i told my classmate "yo momma's so fat, she has a proper subgroup isomorphic to herself"

abstract algebra by wildcat08 June 30, 2006

Abstract Art 

Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.

If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!

Abstract Art by Rodney Basil August 21, 2004

abstract jellyfish 

The act of sucking paint into your ass and squirting it out on to a canvas for the sole reason of creating an abstract peice of art.

Bro 1: woah bro these are some nice paintings how did you do them?
Bro2: I did the abstract jellyfish

Bro1: woah do you have some paint for my ass too?
Bro2: hell ya

abstract jellyfish by Inaimif October 15, 2019

Abstract Rude 

A rapper Known for the song All day that he does with Tribe Unique. He Is also in a Group Called Haiku D'etat wich includes Aceyalone And Mikah 9 Known mostly for there hit single Mike Aaron And Eddie.

Guy #1: Dude You Hear DJ Wise made a fresh new mix of Abstract Rudes All Day
Guy #2: Abstract Rude? Isn't He in Haiku D'etat?
Guy #1: Ya Mang

Abstract Rude by Samwise3739 January 28, 2009

Abstract Figure

An arbitrary number; basically numbers and data with no relative context or meaning

“Did you know that 38% of shoes come in boxes?”
“Dude, that’s such an abstract figure! You totally made it up!”

Abstract Figure by psychopsychedelic August 4, 2019

Abstract art 

Abstract Art

adj. A politically correct euphemism for terribad.

noun. An admission of intellectual impotence.

Music is not abstract art as it is arranged into a sequence. You do not simply button mash a piano.

1. a) John's art was terribad.

1. b) John likes to paint abstract art.

2. a) I suck at art.

2. b) I'm exploring abstract art.

Abstract art by 0bs3n3 November 15, 2009