Absent-hearted

A person who lacks empathy, is incapable of true love and accordingly has no real friends.

That narcissistic creep is so absent-hearted that he doesn't even really love himself.

by KirkChi April 7, 2015

iPod Absence

(n.) the state of ipod absence where the victim constantly takes your own ipod and plays on it and does not give it back. Leads to annoying people who are called asswipes.

Ryan, seriously, give me my iPod back. Do you have iPod Absence?

by socalbomber July 13, 2009

Absent

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

by Josh July 16, 2004

Testicular Absenteeism

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012

Absence

1. The state of being away.
2. The time during which one is away.
3. Lack
4. The state of being absent-minded; inattentiveness: absence of mind.

Billy's constant absence is starting to make me worry

by Greggie ^ ^ September 29, 2005

absent mothers

Mothers that #1: should not have been mothers.
They were always absent in taking care of their children.
These mothers end up with disfunctional children.
Unfortunately the children pay the price, because of the selfish mother.

Disfunctional absent mothers breed disfunctional children. And it's unfortunate for the children.

by str June 11, 2006

Absent Money

Noun describing a lack of money, and/or state of debt.

Jack: Hey man, want to go downtown and buy some CDs?
Sherman: Aw, sorry man, I can't. I have so much absent money it's not even laughable.

by hindenburg II March 21, 2010