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iPod A.D.D.

when you are listening to your iPod (or any music source) and you constantly change the song halfway through, and change back, then go to another song and so on.
Steve: Kyle stop switchin the radio station!
Dan: I think he has iPod A.D.D.
Steve: I think he needs a Smack Across the Face flavored Ritalin.
Dan: Ritalin's flavored?
Steve: They are now.
by Pantsman May 11, 2006
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A.D.D

Ass dick dagger

Somebody who is sus would use the term A D D
Hey bro u a A.D.D
by Papi7937 February 28, 2021
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YouTube A.D.D

Getting way off track on YouTube or any other video website. Like searchin for one thing then an hour later watching something completely unrelated.
John: hey this has nothing to do with what we were looking for.
Joe: yeah we must have developed YouTube A.D.D
by Mr. A.D.D February 7, 2009
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Music A.D.D.

When a person cant listen to one song for a long period of time and they constantly are changing the radio station or skipping songs while listening to a c.d. or mp3 player.
Stop changing the radio station, you have such music A.D.D.!
by alisonlazarus April 23, 2007
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Music A.D.D.

Noun: When You or some one can not listen to a song for more than a minute with out changing it to a different song.
Jake: HEY! Quit changing the song on your iPod!
Mitch: Sorry, I can't help it. I have Music A.D.D.
by Goldenpinky May 26, 2009
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porn a.d.d.

Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.
A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.
by nailingstr8wood November 20, 2010
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T&A.D.D.

Combination of the two abbreviations T and A and A.D.D. (attention deficit disorder) - a condition in which the patient lacks the ability to focus on a particular set of breasts and buttocks, and is constantly distracted by those of other women.
My boyfriend can't stop checking out other girls - he has T&A.D.D.!
by Daniel Johnston August 29, 2008
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