this is a joke

A phrase often used to describe hopeless teachers attempting to teach.

Thanks Champion, but this is a joke!

by NicholasBillNickyB September 22, 2013

for joke

Lacking veracity, told as an untruth or in a joshing manner. As opposed to for breakfast. Synonym of for dinner.

Greg Warner: I wrote this song.
Joseph McIlhaney: Oh, for breakfast?
Greg Warner: No, for joke. But I did write a substantial portion of the modern pop catalogue, for breakfast.

by Pete Calleri April 22, 2010

joke

there is a rooster on 1 side of the river and a cat on the other, the roosters food is on the cats side and the cats food is on the roosters side

the rooster flies over to the cats side and the cat tries to jump across...

the cat falls in

the moral of this joke is wherever there is a satisfied cok, the is a wet pussy

lmao, its true, no joke

by c0ksoaker June 23, 2009

joke

what do u call a black airplane pilot





a pilot you racist

fuckin tennis players

by Savino biotch April 08, 2005

Not joke

"Not-jokes" were made popular long before the Borat movie, namely in the movie "Wayne's World" from 1992.

Filled with pop culture references, the sketches and film started catchphrases such as "Schwing!" and "Schyea", as well as popularizing "That's what she said", "Party on!" and the use of "...Not!" after apparently affirmative sentences in order to state the contrary (as used by the metal band Anthrax in the late 1980s and early 1990s). This form of joke became known as "not joke".

by LeRouxToto May 26, 2010

no joke

when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true

'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

joke

A boy was masturbating in his room 1 day and his dad comes in:

dad: "Son, stop masturbating or u will go blind."

son: "Dad, i'm over here."

come on ppl its a funny joke, just laugh along ;)

by lilangel4eva September 23, 2009