A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most moronic book to ever masquerade as a masterpiece. The main problem is, of course, the completely pointless butchering of the English language. I mean really, if I wanted to read writing that garbled I would just read Shakespeare.

"...with his glazzies glazed and sort of burbling slovos like 'Aristotle wishy washy works outing cyclamen get forficulate smartish'."

by Nope4810 April 14, 2005

A Clockwork Orange

A Clockwork Orange is a dystopian satirical black comedy novel by Anthony Burgess. It was published in 1962. It's about a teenager named Alex and his gang called "Droogs". They do crimes such as rape, murder, etc. There is a word that Alex refers as "ultra-violence" meaning they use excessive or extreme violence for their crimes. A Clockwork Orange later got an adaptation directed by the legendary Stanley Kubrick. It was released in 1971. It received positive reviews. Alex was portrayed by Malcolm McDowell. National Film Registry lists the movie as "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". A Clockwork Orange remains as a pop culture icon through the years.

"I don't know why people don't like A Clockwork Orange. It's good to be honest."

by streetnightshift March 11, 2021

queer as a clockwork orange

Strange, odd, unusual.

(Also the name of famous novel and movie "A Clockwork Orange")

Do you know whothis guy is?
No, dude. I don't see him ever. He is queer as a clockwork orange.

by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017

a Clock Work Orange

Something that has the appearance of something regular or ordinary, but robotic in action, having to do what it is programmed to do, not allowed free thought or action.

Also title of famous book and movie having much to do with this topic.

Am I to be just a Clock Work Orange then?

Mr.Sirs assistant does a great job, but he's just a Clock Work Orange.

by Mister Captain Swing March 31, 2009

A Clockwork Oranging

When you force an unsuspecting victim's eyes open so you can make them watch something you like, but they don't.

Since Alex refused to watch Mean Girls, I realized that A Clockwork Oranging him was the only option.

by Chuli-P September 1, 2025

A Blockwork Orange

A lego imitation of the classic story A Clockwork Orange. Why anyone would recreate a story about rape and delinquency through building blocks is beyond me.

Jeff: What the hell is a Blockwork Orange?
Joe: Some retard's parody of A Clockwork Orange through legos.
Jeff: At least they didn't' use Mega Blocks.

by Toilet Nut April 17, 2017