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My dog stepped on a bee

Used to mock someone when they're playing the victim.
Annie: "Jesus christ jake! Stop with that shit"
Jake: "It's not my fault, you're stressing me out"
Depp: "jesus christ, 'my dog stepped on a bee', shut the fuck up"
by ItsKelpy June 21, 2022
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My dog stepped on a bee

More like Amber Heard stepped on the bee, but she framed the bloody dog!
Amber Heard: My dog stepped on a bee *screws up her face*

Me: You fucking stepped on the bee you crazy bitch, you just framed the bloody dog!
by UltimateDoge September 5, 2022
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My dog stepped on a bee

A joke about when "Amber Heard" said this during court
by Just a human_6 February 23, 2023
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( invented by and physically applied to Muhammad Ali ):

A) an adjective to describe 'gentle giants'

B) describes, a politically active ( but not a politician) people who have a particular sense of 'political sarcasm' and matching wit' when they discuss politics on an intellectual level

C) describes very few professional politicians who use the particular sarcasm identified above to not mince words when they ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they say'
While the phrase float like a butterfly, sting like a bee can be theoretically applied definition a), to Muhammad Ali, it can also be applied , definition b) , to not only Muhammad Ali, but also simple politically conscious people like myself . Definition c) can be applied not only to myself and Muhammad Ali ( to the extent that Muhammad Ali and I were never politicians) but should rarely epitomize, whereb it's deserved, professional politicians like Vladimir Putin who don't mince words when they speak, using definition b) instead to ' say what they mean' and ' mean what they mean'
by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2016
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smee a bee

The short for smoking a bowl...usually effective when speaking in front of parents, or "squares"
Dude, I've have a killer headache...let's go on the back prch and "smee a bee"
by Brenden Z January 16, 2006
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float like a bee, sting like a butterfly

what you thought was the famous quote but since you are an idiot you got the things mixed up
A friend told me to float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.
by ur mothers sons daughter grand November 6, 2022
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Slapped a Bee

had sex
by Tbalboa August 14, 2010
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