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Spooge-a-matic

Adjective for female who is so fucking hot that she deserves no less than instantaneous ejactulation in response to her appearence. Extremely rare.
OMG! She's spooge-a-matic! Ah shit, I've got to go and change my drawers now.
by Octothorpe May 3, 2005
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Inflate-a-mate

An inflateable sex doll.
I'm hot! Time to get out my inflate-a-mate and get it on!
by Benzito November 14, 2004
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phone a mate when its late

The phoneage of a mate (just for some banter) after consuming a large quantity of beer at a late hour of the evening
I did a phone a mate when its late the other day and got a right cunting!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!! What a twat!!
by Stevielad October 30, 2007
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is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .
Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .
by arashzp November 15, 2011
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burn a mattress

What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of

departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.
Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!
by Elmoe1 February 1, 2010
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Go shove a match in your dick and light it!

A meaner version of prases like "Go jump in the lake!"

Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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I Won a Math Debate

when saying this phrase really fast it sounds as if you were saying i want to masturbate.(:
jacking off or fapping as some call it. now try to say i won a math debate three times fast.
by Kleenex Brand Tissue May 23, 2011
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