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kill a kitten

v. To masturbate.

Originates from a picture which proclaims "Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."
Me so horny... I think I'm gonna go kill a kitten.
by The Gramar Nazi March 10, 2002
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To Kill a Mocking Bird

To Kill a Mocking Bird is classic written by Harper Lee. It's a Coming-of-age story filled with drama. Its purpose is to show the world the injustice of prejudice by putting it in the eyes of a child.

Summary:
--Scout, Jem, and Dill become fascinated with their mysterious neighbor Boo Radley and have an escalating series of encounters with him. Meanwhile, Atticus is assigned to defend a black man, Tom Robinson against the spurious rape charges Bob Ewell has brought against him. Watching the trial, Scout, and especially Jem, cannot understand how a jury could possibly convict Tom Robinson based on the Ewells’ clearly fabricated story. Despite Atticus’s capable and impassioned defense, the jury finds Tom Robinson guilty. The verdict forces Scout and Jem to confront the fact that the morals Atticus has taught them cannot always be reconciled with the reality of the world and the evils of human nature. When word spreads that Tom Robinson has been shot while trying to escape from prison, Jem struggles to come to terms with the injustice of the trial and of Tom Robinson’s fate. After making a variety of threats against Atticus and others connected with the trial, Bob Ewell assaults Scout and Jem as they walk home one night, but Boo Radley saves the children and fatally stabs Ewell. The sheriff, knowing that Boo, like Tom Robinson, would be misunderstood and likely convicted in a trial, protects Boo by saying that Ewell tripped and fell on his own knife. After sitting and talking with Scout briefly, Boo retreats into his house, and Scout never sees him again.
To Kill a Mocking Bird is a classic.
"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view . . . until you climb into his skin and walk around in it." Is a common quote from To Kill a Mocking Bird.
by Enya November 5, 2005
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kill a puppy

To masturbate, said exclusively by females.

An offshoot from kill a kitten.
"He's very hot. I may kill a puppy or two tonight."
by A Farkette November 18, 2002
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To Kill A Mockingbird

Atticus Finch from To Kill A Mockingbird is one badass motherfucker.
by Jori March 27, 2008
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I'mma-kill-a-bitch

Another way of saying that you're going to flip out.
I swear, if that dumbass is on the bus today, i'mma-kill-a-bitch.
by Miss Mew-Mew January 16, 2015
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You can't kill a dead man

"You Can't Kill a Dead Man!" Is a popular martyr used in popular online video games. The Player has a key bound to kill themselves and at the same time say "You Can't Kill a Dead Man!". A Tactic used to piss off the opposing team, so they won't get the point for the kill, although in most games the person using it gets a suicide kill count, deducting a kill from their scores and adding a death.

Invented by the *Ünhi clan in 2003.
*guy 1 shoots at guy 2 almost killing him*

Guy 2: YOU CAN'T KILL A DEAD MAN! *Dies*

Guy 1: Fuck you you're so gay!
by Paddy O'Mally June 22, 2008
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national kill a ginger day

a day where everyone has to kill every ginger they see
-"i just killed steve cause he is a ginger"
-"thank you for helping national kill a ginger day"
by Gingerkiller12345 November 22, 2019
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