make a jacket

Jack off, spanking the monkey

She so fine I'm gonna make a jacket!

by Jack Mehoff April 22, 2004

wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!

i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...

by Lickable February 14, 2004

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

a jacking surprise

When you're just having a wank and you unexpectedly let out a load.

boy: Ahh man A jacking surprise?!!!
mom: What the hell
boy: Dont look!

by Person Jerd September 11, 2016

Doing a Jackerco

''Doing a Jackerco'' is a popular term used in the Overwatch community, the term is usually used when someone does some insane dodging, but the actual definition is a bit different. The term was made popular by the Overwatch player Jackerco who invented the tactic. To do a Jackerco means to spin your mouse so fast that you do at least five 360s every second while you're also crouch and A +D spamming at the same time. This confuses your enemy and stops you from getting headshot. It's basically just a more advanced version of normal dodging tactics.

Person A: Wow those are some INSANE Jackercos dude!
Person B: Thanks, I've been practicing them
Person A: Yeah, you are really good at Doing a Jackerco!

by JacobOgBrage February 9, 2019

had a jacket

Prior criminal conviction

They arrested me for a crime I didn’t commit because I had a jacket.

by Lucky7373 June 4, 2021

Hiding inside a jacket

means you fuck a crazy amount of dudes

"Lukas is Hiding inside a jacket again"

by chileinsupremecy1914 April 26, 2022