Off For A Donald

A way of saying your going for a dump or taking a shit

Ill Back in ten I'm off for a Donald

by Ishammightmissham November 7, 2020

drop a donald j trump

a particualarly nasty defecation, usually after a night out eating questionable roadside food

Damn that burrito last night was nasty, i just had to drop a donald j trump

by dr gonzoid December 29, 2018

drop a donald

A slang term for defecation.
Named for prominent American con-man and piece of shit Donald J Trump.

Be right back guys, I gotta go drop a donald.

by Lance Longman December 23, 2016

He's done a Donald

To make something stupid up, with no evidence whatsoever and then say it out loud with such conviction that other stupid people think it is correct.

POTUS: Finland don't have forest fires because they rake and clean the forest floor.

Any person with IQ >50: He's done a Donald again.

by Little Irish Man August 4, 2019

pull a donald

if a girl wants to have the relationship talk and you just want to have a good time with her, close your eyes and pretend that you are sleeping

Girl: Donald!!! I love you so much!!! I really want to be with you...

just pull a donald, and go to slepp:

zzz... zzz... zzz...

by luda28 November 30, 2011

Dating a Donald

When you date a man who's desires to satisfy his own ego trumps your need to be considered and respected.

When you are dating a Donald, he might be so focused on himself that he won't open the car door or wait for you.

by The adventures of G-Girl February 28, 2017

Donald A'Sassin

1. Someone who "Sasses the Donald" to death. See Sassin' the Donald.
2. A person whom "Sasses the Donald" so well that your partner feels like they've died and gone to heaven.
3. A person whom "Sasses the Donald" so well that when he/she is done, your partner is so wore out from orgasms they can't move and look as if they're dying.
4. Actually killing someone from "Sassin' the Donald" too good.

Q: How was your date last nite?
A: Dinner conversation was lousy but he's a Donald A'Sassin!!!

by Mimi "Gettin Sassed" Errrnite April 25, 2006