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A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)
Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia
by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017
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A Crusty Oliver

Where a man spunks on a girl then reads the torah and finally proceeds to fuck her with the scroll till she ascends
OMG i am just craving a Crusty Oliver so flipping bad
by pythonlion67 November 25, 2025
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Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty
Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear
by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020
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after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck

Gilbert: Go touch yourself
Drew: Shut up you after birth of a lesbian cluster fuck
Gilbert: ................
by me myself and maybe I? September 4, 2010
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overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!
by J_P June 20, 2004
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1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck

The lowest of all the lows that anyone can come up with. I defy you to put someone down harder.
My mom is totally dumping all of this shit on me to do today. She's such a cunt. Why, she's actually a diseased afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck!
by Kelly November 10, 2006
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