sixteen horses in a bucket

A phrase that doesn't mean anything in particular.

Used by Tobuscus during some of his Lazy Vlogs when he is walking through a busy place in public and doesn't want people to know he is vlogging. Because he vlogs with his iPhone, he just puts it to his ear and pretends he is talking to his mom on the phone and uses the phrase.

In a similar way, while he was in college, he used the phrase Probably Monday.

Tobuscus during a Lazy Vlog:

"There are a lot of people here, shh, shhh... (Puts his phone to his ear) Hey mom? Yeah? How many? Sixteen! Sixteen horses in a bucket? Alright... alright, I got it! I got it, sixteen---in one bucket, okay."

by harvesterboy June 12, 2013

hit a bucket

to take a hit of weed out of a bong or pipe that's made out of a water bottle. Originated from polish slang; Walić wiadro.

Friend 1: Hey bro, wanna go hit a bucket?
Friend 2: Oh hell yeah, I haven't smoked in a while.

by Make me ice cream. December 4, 2019

two tears in a bucket

shit happens, life goes on... originally a quote from "Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil"

The Lady Chablis ( a transvestite entertainer): "It's like my mother always said: 'Two tears in a bucket, motherf**k it'" in response to a critic...

"but what if your girlfriend catches us shagging in her kitchen?"

"two tears in a bucket baby, fuck it..."

by ktied September 11, 2005

fucking a bucket

taking the plunge and not touching the sides

she was so loose it was like fucking a bucket

by cutedeafguy October 18, 2010

Geraldo in a bucket

Here's how to make Geraldo in a bucket.

Get a bucket and then shit in it and then...

tada!

Geraldo in a bucket!

And that is how you make Geraldo in a bucket

by i give you a poop moustache March 17, 2008

Dropped a bucket on his head

When someone beats you badly in some sort of game, sport, etc. you say this

Score:
Josh:21
Hyfer:2

Josh dropped a bucket on Hyfer’s head in 2K

Josh: “I dropped a bucket on his head”

by BucketDrop May 28, 2018

smelled like a bucket of assholes

an extremely offensive odor, possibly what the inside of a johnny on the spot would smell like if you stuck your head down the bowl; an odor so horrific, you would stick ur head up your own ass just to escape it; a truly epic flatulation, one so disgusting it would choke a farm mule

Guy one: Dude, i went down on your sister and it smelled like a bucket of assholes!

Guy two: Dude, you gotta sniff it before you lick it!

by jwagz75 April 27, 2011