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A.J. is one of the gayest straight men ever
by MEMEMEMEMEME7 April 21, 2023
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a.j. crowley

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An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.
Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.
by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011
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A.J. Cook

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The most perfect celebrity in the world, as featured on Criminal Minds.
This bitch is seriously beautiful. Too beautiful. She looks kind of like a goddess, and her while her fake fighting skills could be worked on a bit, she is a great actress.
She's also a proud Canadian, eh?
Long to short, A.J. is a flawless human being.
Person 1- Hey, I really need to see a beautiful person before my eyes burn out.
Person 2- CRIMINAL MINDS IS ON!!! GO STARE AT A.J.
Person 1- God, wtf, you're fucking insa--*turns on TV* HOLY SHIT SHES SO HOT

A.J. Cook is my reason to live.
by AtotheJ Pagoat April 11, 2012
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A.J Fade-away

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Army Jerk Fade-away. Refers to the habit of Australian Army personnel to 'fade away' when having a night out, usually in the form of leaving without saying goodbye to the people they are there with. Often used to describe the habit of Army males leaving the females they have been trying to become romantically involved with.
"Where'd you end up last night, I didn't see you after dinner?" "Yeah I did the old A.J Fade-away"

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"Dude this party is pretty crap" "Yeah...you wana do the ol' A.J Fade-away?" "Sounds like a plan"
by slavick07 June 6, 2009
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A.J. Holmes

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Composer and pianist for Team Starkid, a musical theatre troupe from Michigan. He's written the music for several original musicals, such as Gibson Fleck, Me & My Dick, Doppelganger, and A Very Potter Musical.

Has also starred on Broadway (Young Frankenstein, 2011-2012). Other talents include acting, singing, improv comedy, directing, music directing, music arranging, and melting your heart with his smile. Also known as Wizard God to the Starkid fans, who recognize him as the new Chuck Norris. He thinks he can't dance but everyone knows it's not true.
A.J. Holmes likes Sweeney Todd and Phish. He does not like CATS or chives.

A.J. Holmes knows how much wood the woodchuck can chuck.

The boogeyman checks under his bed for A.J. Holmes.

A.J. Holmes played The Game and won.
by starship_ranger January 13, 2012
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Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.
Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!
by jjs.wife March 4, 2021
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A.J. Mclean

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a member of the musical group The Backstreet Boys. Possibly the hottest guy that ever walked. Others should worship at his alter.
by Wut_You_Lokin_At May 31, 2005
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