Zygote Rifle

Of or pretaining to the penis or dick, revolving when the penis ejaculates fireing seemen (zygotes) onto the "action field."

Man, I unloaded my Zygote Rifle on Kristi last night.

by Prosser August 28, 2007

zygomatic

facial bones that shape the check bone and the lower arch of the eye

the Zygomatic arch came be palpated on the side of the face

by 2 May 13, 2005

zygote

To stop reading the dictionary.

Matt, if you don't zygote, you're a nerd!

by Evil Zak July 26, 2003

zygote

a whore, or slut. someone who likes to fuck alot and gets pregnant

that girl is such a zygote!

by mart flushman May 1, 2005

Baby Zygote

The term used when speaking of the small cell cluster just beginning to form in your friends uterus.

Me: I'm hungry.

Prego Friend: Me too.

Me: Ok, where do you and Baby Zygote wanna eat?

by Miss Sara C January 13, 2009

zygote

A zygote is a female who is, to put it simply, damn fine. A zygote is a girl you'll point out to a mate when walking down the street, in a bar, on a bus, you name it pointing out a hot zygote is always appreciated, but make sure your right...

If by chance you call a zygote and she aint, the prefered procedure is to recieve (10 - her rating) punches. For example if she is a 2, and u, being a retard, call her a zygote then you SHOULD happily and gracfully recieve 8 full punches to the torso.

"DAMNN check it, zygote at 3 o'clock. Smokin body, what do you rate it?"
"oo nice a good 9.8, i like!!"

or

"Oh man zygote at 10 o clock"
"where? WHAT? Are you freakin kidding me?!?!"
"ohhh sh** sorry my bad"
"damn right its ur bad"
*smack* *smack* *smack*

by Devious (T) May 15, 2005

purple zygote

when a guy gets poison ivy on his penis, the penis then transforms into a purple zygote

i now have a purple zygote

by SLICK429 December 25, 2008