1 definition by Devious (T)

A zygote is a female who is, to put it simply, damn fine. A zygote is a girl you'll point out to a mate when walking down the street, in a bar, on a bus, you name it pointing out a hot zygote is always appreciated, but make sure your right...

If by chance you call a zygote and she aint, the prefered procedure is to recieve (10 - her rating) punches. For example if she is a 2, and u, being a retard, call her a zygote then you SHOULD happily and gracfully recieve 8 full punches to the torso.
"DAMNN check it, zygote at 3 o'clock. Smokin body, what do you rate it?"
"oo nice a good 9.8, i like!!"

or

"Oh man zygote at 10 o clock"
"where? WHAT? Are you freakin kidding me?!?!"
"ohhh sh** sorry my bad"
"damn right its ur bad"
*smack* *smack* *smack*
by Devious (T) May 14, 2005
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