Zankowski

A last name for pollocks that dictates 100% accuracy for questions asked. If there is more than one, each answer is correct even if they’re different.

Dude it’s amazing, I asked Bossman Zankowski a question and he and his son’s all gave different answers. Now I don’t know what’s really the right answer.

by It’sEZ March 2, 2023

Zulkoski

Zulkoski's pull all the women, as such, they are usually given the title "pussy slayers". They are naturally gifted at being funny, and if you don't laugh at their jokes, something is wrong with you

Man, that Zulkoski stole my girl.

by Mr. Zulkoski September 16, 2023

Murkowski'd

When someone is on your side until the last minute when they are talked into abandoning you with a petty bribe.

I missed my flight to Cancun because Fred said he would give me a ride to the airport but he Murkowski'd me when Joe offered him a cookie for a ride to the mall. This is the 27th time Fred Lisa Murkowski's me. I am starting to think he's not really my friend.

by Schmebster July 1, 2025

Ethan zurawski

Strong man that is very powerful he can lift buildings and get all the bitches

Wow Ethan zurawski is soooo hot

by tatap360 March 8, 2023

Pulled the Zurawski

1) showing up drunk at your parents house at 5:30 AM and when your dad says, “You been drinking, son?” You say, “Not since this morning.”

2) Jerking off a guy named Zurawski.

1) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.

2) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.

by Raffi_Bomb June 11, 2020