Zoump

A store on eBay that is not considered a real store just a eBay account.

I got these shoes from a Zoump store.

by Koe152552 May 30, 2017

zoumbolou

zoumbolou is a way of telling someone they are beautiful and you love them and crush on them and pretty and handsome all in one word

zoumbolou is what i feel for you

by Crqfted January 14, 2021

zoumad

a way to describe how someone has just attacked or injured a non human animal

remember that guy who kicked that cat?

Yeah he zoumad

by jozzers June 3, 2022

zoumbadouwow pifpif

TV show from Quebec, is considered humoristic.

The show introduced this word as a way to salute people, now a ''meme'' in quebec for many years

''Ayo sup dude, zoumbadouwow pifpif!''

by BaakaSymph October 2, 2022

zlouch

A person that does this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I asked him a question and he simply zlouched at me!

by jackieros July 14, 2023

zlumpkin

When a man packs an entire pack of zyns and receives head while performing a bowel movement

“Hey did you hear Dave got a zlumpkin the other day”

“What a lucky guy”

by Libtard Destroyer69 April 22, 2024

Zoumbie Spider

A Zoumbie spider is like a spider but has human limbs. They live in a place called kalexland. This is we’re all the spiders live, back in 2019 when kales started there were Zoumbies and the spiders were there pets but in 2022 the zoumbies died and were eventually phased out. Now the spiders rule kalexland. Some of the most notable spiders are Peez Mcgregor, and cake wars Meadowvale. But cake wars said “seezie all Mcgregor’s” which if you don’t know seezie is like the f word in kalexland so cake wars is practically irrelevant.

Peez. The main Zoumbie spider in kalexland everyone loves him

by Alexdamoose June 27, 2025