Barry Zito Money

To preform jobs and tasks extremely poor and still get rewarded with large quantities of money. These tasks are often extremely easy and are often uncompleted, and no matter what you can never lose your job.

I don't have to do anything at my job, it's Barry Zito money.

by LivingTribunal November 22, 2010

zitko

when you shit, piss, vomit cum and bleed on someone basically all at the same time. The sex that goes with it is usually shit too.

Omg eww, I just did a zitko, that was sooo chat.

by tc64 January 9, 2008

darth.zitro

some flop on tiktok

when was the last time darth.zitro blew up

by king_deathstroke February 14, 2022

zito

A falsification of the the truth. Something that just sounds so bizarre its got to be made up.

Person A: Dude, do you know why Van-Damme ain't one of the Expandables?..it's cos he got ass wooped by Micky Rourke..kakow!

Person B: Wizzit?..your havin' a larf!

Person C: Ha! Get you facts straight you orange!.. it was Chuck Zito who beat him, not Rourke!

Person B: What a load of Zito!

Person A: Me bitches!

by maxplasma January 17, 2011

Zito

Innocent guy who has been repeatdly cheated by his horny wife

Zito: "Will you go home now?"
Wife:"Dammit Zito, of course no, I must earn my money with our boss"

by Zito's friend January 18, 2005

Zito's cheese

Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.

Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.

by serious_with_no_cheese January 28, 2005

zito

Well hung teenagers who go to spring ford.

see: wordpimp/word

"evil_ash" "big lazer tron"

by egarhadfh March 28, 2003