zipper

It's where god zipped you up. Otherwise know as the taint gooch grundle.

I shaved my zipper last week, and the backs of my balls keep getting itchy from the stubble.

by Von Sauce December 28, 2005

ZIPPERS

Asians

Take a look at those zippers right across the street.

by VinnyTeo May 7, 2011

zipper

the white dotted line on the roads

that jackass is riding the zipper

by transporter74 July 31, 2009

Zipper Ripper

1 - (n) A woman who is so hot she causes men to develop an erection so hard it tears right through the front of their pants often blowing out the zipper in the process.

2 - (n) An erection that tears through the front of your pants.

1- Did you see the hot girl in the Fiat Superbowl commercial?!? She is a total zipper ripper.

2 - When Stacy took her clothes off last night I was so turned on I developed a zipper ripper.

by Funmunke April 9, 2012

zipper blues

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.

Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.

by Monday May 25, 2006

zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.

Joe was dating a zipper-ched.

by Paul Rael January 11, 2011

Zipper Rich

An amount of wealth unknown to all of humanity, except one.

Synonyms: Jwonder Rich

This guy blackzipper carries the national debt in his wallet, he's so Zipper Rich.

by Blamo2000 July 20, 2009