ziplock

when you penis gets caught in your fly zipper

Having a baby is painless compared to ziplock.

by chickenman June 12, 2003

Eatin da Ziplock

agressively licking the inside of a baggie that used to contain drugs

G, I was so fucked up last night I was eatin da ziplock

by Mlight69 August 25, 2009

Ziplock Dick

When a dude's dick is small to fit a magnum condom but he puts a magnum condom on anyway. He has sex with you and it feels like you are getting rammed by a ziplock.

Girl he had ziplock dick I couldnt feel shit!

by lemonadestand9 December 17, 2016

ziplock

adj. The state of being rendered temporarily mute in the presence of your crush.

Fool, you was hype til she walked by, then you got ziplock.

by gigablip October 30, 2008

Ziplock

the greatest invention EVER made

Yo, what do you want me to do with this steak? Just put in in a ziplock.

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

Ziplock

The term "Ziplock" refers to an economy disposable douche bag.

Dude, you are such a ziplock!

by HotRods_n_Booze December 9, 2007

ziplocked

Really cool; very airtight. Interchangeable with vacuum sealed
See drafty, mesh, locked

That phone is ziplocked

by Tylerton May 10, 2014