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Zimmerman Defense

Usually armed with guns, engaging with hopefully unarmed person(s), looking for trouble, gets into a losing conflict, shoots and then cry victim.
When cited you shouldn't have been there bothering people in the first place, causing drama snd caught hands, the alleged shooter pulls "The Zimmerman Defense " and cry "self defense" to the Judge.
by SkyNet313 November 21, 2021
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Zimmerman Blumpkin

To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.
Dude - What did you do last night?

Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"

Dude- Nice
by Pedro Martinezzzz October 25, 2008
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Zimmerman bait

Items such as skittles and Arizona tea, used to lure in potential suspect and shady neighborhood watchmen like George Zimmerman
"Man I'm craving some skittles and Arizona tea right now bro"

"Easy now man.....Zimmerman bait is dangerous for young African males like yourself"
by smitysubaru January 29, 2015
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Joel Zimmerman

The real name of popular electronic music producer and performer deadmau5.
Joel Zimmerman aka deadmau5 is one of the most popular techno artists right now.
by Rellik Uzi August 12, 2010
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ryan zimmerman

the lead singer of the post hardore screamo band greeley estates

also extremely sexy

has a beautiful singing voice and a screaming voice
long brown always in his face hair
gray eyes
one lip ring on the bottom and one on the top
me: omg i met ryan zimmerman at warped tour!

friend: really?!

me: yeahh we took a pic together and his sweaty hair was right next to mine

friend: lucky bitch

me: hehe i know
by jamieee July 24, 2006
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owen zimmerman

Teacher: As you all can see this graph is very curved
Student: Haha it looks like Owen Zimmerman!
by chodemaster420 July 7, 2016
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jennifer zimmerman

Jennifer Zimmerman is a prescription drugs addict. She is also selfish and highly self obsorbed. She abandons her family and takes off to live in a van and spreads her herpes and other STDs across California, Oregon and Washington to unsuspecting male victims.
Jennifer Zimmerman is a walking pharmacy.
by SpiderSquasher October 10, 2018
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