simmering

The act of holding in faecal matter beyond it's natural release point, to the point where it is bubbling to get out. At this point the dirty payload is then released onto the waiting stomach of a loved one in an act of tarmacking (see 'tarmacking')

Lee has had one simmering on his hob for a few hours now while Laura is waiting by the fire for a good tarmacking.

by Crebs January 15, 2010

ziering

A dillwhole. As chris says, wish her a happy birthday on August 8th. Love her. Bitch.

Omg Katherine your such a dillwhole.

by kinkz August 8, 2004

Zimming

The practice of passing yourself off as a great lover, when in fact you're really just a pathetic self-abuser who took his cousin to the prom

After Dave's sudden attack of Homo-Panic he began compensating by zimming his friends.

Man, don't zim me. She wouldn't screw you for a million dollars!!

by Tim Freckman March 14, 2003

Zimmerific

To be the hottest with a plumbers crack and a muffin top of flab.

Woah! that bitch was zimmerific! i gotta get her numbaaaa

by Evster123 June 2, 2011

simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

zimring

A guy who is most likely a teacher, bald, and plays soccer. Everyone around him most likely thinks he's a creep and gives people 0 out of 5 on their DBQ's because he is a gay.

Dont be a gay faggot, dont pull a zimring.

by Darkboi May 21, 2018

Yimmering

The act of puting super glue inside someone's gaping asshole while be tied up by there ankles.

It's been so long let's have another yimmering sesh.

by yvngmadx April 4, 2024