Henrik Zetterberg

A left wing in the NHL. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Wears #40. Was the Wings 2nd leading scorer in the 06 season with a total of 85 points in 77 games which he played in.

Henrik Zetterberg with the game winner and the crowd went wild as the Wings beat the Avs 5-4 last night

by go_wings June 1, 2006

zettlebug

Uncontrollable, highly contaigious urge to play the real life game of monopoly and aquire as much real estate as possible.

I've got the zettlebug again, and MAN does it ITCH!

by xcek October 15, 2011

Zettie

Zettie is a person who is very quirky, creative and quiet, but once you get to know her she has a loud personality. A Zettie is also very cute but short. She can usually never take compliments yet all of them are true. Zettie also means olive but it’s ironic because Zettie’s don’t usually like olives.

“hey Who is that quiet girl crafting?”

“Oh that’s my friend Zettie!”

by Stupid.h0e August 6, 2019

baked zetties

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.

Damn hoe u got some zeeties.

by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005

Zetti

A person with an amazing personality, dashing good looks and beautiful eyes. This person can brighten your day and make a room fill with glee and happiness, they are selfless and have no greater goal but to see you smile. They can only be described in one word amazing, they do struggle with anxiety and have deep emotional barriers that are embedded in them, witch makes it hard for them to except appoval/love from others. They are loving and supportive if you can squeeze into there heart. They only want for you to show true affection and love to them. They are in it for the long run and will never give up. They are truly astonishing and can be found in dark rooms in a commfy blanket watch hulu and eating windys chicken nuggets.

I will always love zetti for who she is and her amazing everything.

by She wont believe me August 27, 2020

Zetta Male

A classification of males that exhibit a particular set of "quirks"
symptoms of being a zetta male: No humor, always pissed off when someone uses humor on them, trying to be funny but fails to do so.

Person 1: "Omg, V*nce is such a Zetta male, I heard he was trying to explain how the word 'sus' means Sulfur, Uranium, Sulfur"
Person 2: "Omg, My mom loves Zetta male!!!!"

by k0rt October 8, 2021

Zetta slow

Particularly slow. Often used in an insulting manner.

"So zetta slow!" Shô Minamimoto (The World Ends with You)

by Pi-Face April 30, 2008