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Zelmak

(1) A rotund postal worker who is also an aficionado of bowling.

(2) A connoisseur of heavily salted and/or deep-fried products.

(3) An individual who believes that bowling ball inserts are free.

(4) A worshipper of Dave Thomas and those damn tasty nuggets.
Look at that Zelmak at the snack bar!

or

Hey, don't Zelmak that split!
by HuhManMan April 19, 2004
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy

1. Current President of Ukraine.

Syn. : Chad, Gigachad
"I need ammunition, not a ride."

Volodymyr Zelenskyy,

Saturday 26th February, 2022
by herrvonald February 27, 2022
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zulema

zulema is a girl you could fall in love with the second you meet her. zulema is someone you can strongly relate to. sometimes zulema may not be fine at all but zulema is such a great friend and will always be there for you no matter what. i fell in love with a zulema and i don’t regret it. zulema is a beautiful person. everything about zulema her smile, her hair, everything literally. zulema is the type of person you could spend the rest of your life with and not regret it. i’d die for zulema. zulema is a such a breathtaking human being. zulema is so fun to be around with and personally my zulema has me even nervous to speak because of how breathtaking she is. zulema also gives the best cuddles most likely. just don’t ever hurt your zulema cause that’ll hurt like a bitch to lose her.
rando: how long have you been friends with zulema?

me: we’ve been friends for 4 years.

rando: you are so lucky to have her by your side.
by imliterallygonnasnapatanymin January 24, 2021
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Zulema

a name that sounds made up, and the greatest person ever!
I just googled Zulema and it means peace!
by Verenice December 20, 2008
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Zelensky Energy

Synonym for "Big Dick Energy". Named after former comedian turned President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who passed up the opportunity to flee Ukraine after Russia's attack in 2022 in favor of staying to fight with his people. The internet has had a collective man-crush on the history-making leader since.

Having leadership qualities, charisma, bravery, confidence without cockiness, an underdog mentality and balls of steel.
"I went on a date last night with a guy who had major Zelensky Energy. So hot."

"We might be the underdogs, but we're going to bring that Zelensky Energy to the field today."
by Definitelyacatlady March 2, 2022
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zelmak

1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a skirt
2. A slack-jaw, yokel look when appearing to lose track of scoring in a bowling match in which you proceed to throw a ball away not realizing that you could still win the wood.
3.A chubby individual who farts when a full house is revealed during a summer card game following a chinese food break
4.Anyone who sleeps on a dresser or owns only 5 shirts and puts them in rotation.
1. Look at Zelmak chewing on the gum, and he's wearing the skirt too!
2. Zelmak just blew it again, he only got a seven count.
3. Follwing Chicken and Broccali, Zelmak farted with a full house.
4. He's wearing clothes from the Zelmak collection as he sleeps on the dresser.
by Neal Prager April 25, 2004
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zenemy

Someone who, at first, appears to be your mortal enemy, but really teaches you a valuable lesson about yourself. (from Zen Buddhist philosophy)
My boss really pissed me off by hitting on my married coworkers, but it really just showed me the error of MY ways. He is truly my zenemy.
by Kent-o September 30, 2007
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