Zucchini 

You put your hand in a guys pants and jerk his penis then spit on it and suck it

Jesus need zucchini

Zucchini by Jesus is white April 8, 2019

Zucchini 

A fruit from the depths of hell

Nobody ever: zucchini is my favorite fruit

Zucchini by Zucchini hater August 3, 2019

Zucchini 

SORRY ASS MOTHER FUCKING RIP OFF OF A CUCUMBER AND IF YOU EAT THIS YOUR A MOTHER FUCKING DUMB ASS WHO WILL ALWAYS BE LIVING OUT OF YOUR PARENTS FUCKING BASEMENT PLAYING MINECRAFT FOR THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

Gabe: Hey want some zucchini

Me: no you fucking hoe go fuck yourself

Me later:*eats zucchini and becomes a fucking dumb ass “FUCK IM ONE OF THEM NOW”

Zucchini by WeirdAF December 1, 2020

zucchini 

A queerplatonic relationship. Beyond friends or even best friends, but not quite dating. May include acts like kissing, hugging, cuddling. May also include platonic, sexual, or any kind of romantic love, but often simply includes queerplatonic attraction.

1. Are you guys dating or just friends? You're so close, i can't tell!
2. We're zucchinis.

zucchini by yhjdfhjg June 11, 2023

zucchini pirate

A person who pillages and plunders any penis-shaped vegetable so he can stick it up his own ass or the ass of his pirated partner

Dude, he is hanging out with all the chicks, why? Dude, he is not a threat to them, since he is a zucchini pirate looking only for homo vegetable play friends, arg!!!

zucchini pirate by Stagmen March 29, 2017

Zucchini Beanie 

Another word for a condom. A zucchini beanie is used to cover a penis during intercourse to prevent pregnancy.

"Do you have a zucchini beanie? I want to get down to business."

Zucchini Beanie by WeGotDemMaffs July 24, 2017

Zucchini Glasgow 

When you lift a man’s flaccid penis upwards with your fingertips in order to expose his bollocks, then punch him in the scrotum.

I went to hospital last week for a routine vasectomy but the Doctor dropped him scalpel and gave me a Zucchini Glasgow.

Zucchini Glasgow by Chewbacca91 October 7, 2019