by PFreeman October 23, 2006

by ThatGuyStaleFrank March 24, 2018

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her"
Elliot: "Zoink!"
-or-
Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"
Rob: "oh Zoink"
Elliot: "Zoink!"
-or-
Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"
Rob: "oh Zoink"
by Crouch June 11, 2006

by Nick Baker April 16, 2008

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!
by labio July 2, 2008

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!
or for fun:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!
or for fun:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
by Zoinkisaurous March 3, 2011
