zoom

probably the worst video platform
also no-one knew it existed until online classes started lmao

''It's called zoom because it's how fast it steals your sanity.''
''What?''

by suz1215 September 11, 2020

Zoom Shit

Taking a shit while in a Zoom class or meeting. Mute and video can be either on or off depending on your level of comfort.

“Bro, I took a phat Zoom Shit during my sociology class.”

“Bruh, did you really take a Zoom Shit during our company meeting?”

“My Zoom Shit stank so bad my fish fucking died.”

by heeeeressssani April 6, 2020

DTZ (Down To Zoom)

DTZ is the acronym for ‘Down To Zoom’.

Work has been crazy lately with this pandemic. Alex, Sabrina, Beau, Moussa, Gabriel, Jerique, Haley and Amy are all DTZ (Down To Zoom) but I don’t think I can do one more Zoom conference.

by Woody17 April 10, 2020

Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie

noun: A term coined by actor Judd Nelson from the 1985 movie "The Breakfast Club" describing the overacheiving and geeky character of Brian (a.k.a. the Brain, played by actor Anthony Michael Hall).

"Face it, you're a Neo-Maxi Zoomdweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?"

by PeanutButterzPug March 24, 2006

Zoom

Adjective
Verb

When you suddenly move quickly from one point to another
It comes from the sound that comes from the sudden movement (ex. F1 cars)

But also because when you zoom in and out of an image you quickly go from a small detail suddenly to a bigger image

gGuy: Lesss gooo my guy
ggGuy: Chill Neega, we still got time

gGuy: we've got ten minutes to get there
ggGuy: Oh shoot, Get in the car, put on your seat belt we gon zoom

by TF'ingBoiHimself August 15, 2020

Zoombie

Person who becomes the living dead by spending all day on video conferences, especially on Zoom

I spent all day online, and now I've turned into a Zoombie

by Joan in Baltimore March 28, 2020

Zoom-Ready

When your hair, clothing, jewelry, and make-up are pulled together enough that you can get onto a video call without embarrassing yourself and/or scaring everyone else. This is especially important/ challenging when working alone at home.

Thank goodness I had an hour warning before the meeting to get myself presentable and Zoom-ready. I put in my contacts, fixed hair and make-up, put on my cov-earrings - - but true confession: I was still in my pandemic-pants!

by JaneGordon.com May 19, 2020