Zeus, "King" of the Greek gods, was a pedophile. Not only that, he was the biggest fucking rapist and womanizer in greek history. I don't see how anyone could still worship this fucking monster, even back then.
by HumanityIsTerrible May 11, 2019
The most bad ass of all the Greek Gods. He has the power to throw lightning bolts, a power which he acquired by a skydiving incident in which he was struck by lighting (Spiderman has a similar story). Zeus once chugged two gallons of milk in under 30 minutes.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see what Zeus did the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
Guy 2: Yeah, he was pissed off at Steve so he threw a lighting bolt at his house!
by djgreggiegreg September 17, 2012
the greatest of all of the Greek gods
Zeus was the god of the sky, and therefore ruled everything below him. So, he ruled everything. Except the Sun, the Moon, Tartaros (Hell) and the Sea.
by Dude 2000 November 05, 2003
A person who tries to rule everything. Thinks they are in charge at all times. Think they are as good as a greek god. Loves attention, and has a very big ego.
by Jon Gabriel April 25, 2007
He's Funny, and Charming but can be a prick at times. Once he hears his name, he'll come running saying "I heard my name". He's hot and cool, likes sports like volleyball. He is incredibly bipolar and has very little commonsense.
But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
But if you have a Zeus in your life, take care of it and don't get on its bad side.
by Rocksssssssssssssssss September 15, 2020
person 1: dude come take a hit from zeus
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..
person 2: nahh man im already high enough
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person 1: what is our homework tonight?
person 2: we have to research zeus and pandora's box. this sucks..
by bbnnyhoney April 15, 2008
After having sexual intercourse with a woman in a bath tub full of water, hurry up and grab a toaster, plug it in and throw it into the tub whilst yelling "ZEUS BEOTCH!"
An example of a conversation after preforming a Zeus the previous night:
Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?
Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!
Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.
Person 1: How'd that shit with Kira go last night? You get any?
Person 2: Fuckin' right doggie! I Zuesed that slut!
Person 1: You might want to think about hiding out for a little while bro.
by Bebop45 November 10, 2008