Youtube (stylised YouTube) is a website devoted to playing short (5 to 30 seconds) video advertisements to its users. These advertisements are occasionally interspaced with homemade videos of varying length and quality uploaded by people identifying themselves as "content creators". The advertisements displayed can be targeted to the viewers interests based on data harvested by YouTube parent company Google through their other advertisement serving services such as Google web search and Gmail.
by K2point0 July 13, 2019
Derogatory:
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity
Complimentary:
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
An action of offensive and pointless stupidity; an individual who acts with offensive and pointless stupidity; a moment of offensive and pointless stupidity
Complimentary:
An action of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; an individual who acts with inoffensive and purposeful intelligence; a moment of inoffensive and purposeful intelligence.
Derogatory:
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams, "IT WAS I," and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Complimentary:
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need a funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
A person farts in a crowded elevator and screams, "IT WAS I," and laughs maniacally. It smells really bad and people start to get sick. The person starts to play a Tiktok compilation on full volume without using headphones. This person is a Youtube.
Complimentary:
A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you which floor you would like, and press the button for you. They invite you to view a genuinely funny meme they found on Tiktok with you using their audio splitter cable, and it makes you laugh and brightens up your day, gosh you really needed that. It can be tough working a 9 to 5 shift, and sometimes you just need a funny meme. Thank you kind stranger. This person is a Youtube.
by TwentyWrong January 25, 2023
A website where you can post videos so people around the world to see them, but what used to be to be a great website has now become a breeding ground for trolls and spammers.
Home to:
1. Fangirls
2. People who debate on everything from marijuana to guns, religion, ect., usually on videos that involve none of those things.
3. Spammers
4. People who try to spite everyone who has an opinion.
Home to:
1. Fangirls
2. People who debate on everything from marijuana to guns, religion, ect., usually on videos that involve none of those things.
3. Spammers
4. People who try to spite everyone who has an opinion.
1. crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! I LUV 1D!!! NIELL IZ SOOO HAWT!!!
verysmartuser73: I don’t care for these guys but this song is pretty catchy.
crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! FUK U!!! UR GUST JELLY CUZ DEY CAN SING AN R WAY HAWTR DAN U!!!
verysmartuser73: You’re the reason why fangirls shouldn’t exist.
2. politcalguy82: I believe marijuana should be legal.
debater99563: Banning guns violates the second amendment.
religiousperson6362: GOD EXISTS!!!!
verysmartuser73: Why is everyone debating on a cat video???
3. spammerwhore78234: check out this website out! <3<3<3<3<3
verysmartuser73: People like you are polluting YouTube.
4. verysmartuser73: Pretty good but I prefer other music over this.
stupididiot793001: shut up u justin beiber-listening faq.
verysmartuser73: That’s it. I have lost all hope for humanity.
verysmartuser73: I don’t care for these guys but this song is pretty catchy.
crazyobsessedfangirl21: ZOMG!!! FUK U!!! UR GUST JELLY CUZ DEY CAN SING AN R WAY HAWTR DAN U!!!
verysmartuser73: You’re the reason why fangirls shouldn’t exist.
2. politcalguy82: I believe marijuana should be legal.
debater99563: Banning guns violates the second amendment.
religiousperson6362: GOD EXISTS!!!!
verysmartuser73: Why is everyone debating on a cat video???
3. spammerwhore78234: check out this website out! <3<3<3<3<3
verysmartuser73: People like you are polluting YouTube.
4. verysmartuser73: Pretty good but I prefer other music over this.
stupididiot793001: shut up u justin beiber-listening faq.
verysmartuser73: That’s it. I have lost all hope for humanity.
by cheeseperson12 March 09, 2013
The greatest video sharing website on the planet since television. Until it got taken over by Google... now it continues to delete every video because of 'Violation Laws/Rights' or whatever bullshit like that. Now all they will have is videos of stupid 16 year olds doing stupid stuff while driving in their stupid 'new' cars.
by A Halo With Horns March 03, 2007
I was on Youtube one day and after five minutes, i felt inferior because of all the crazy asian breakdancers, DDR players, piano players, and martial artists.
by bboy darkness July 29, 2008
by I’m going to play guitardrums January 15, 2019
Used to be a great Website until Google took over ownership and now there's nothing but bullshit adds on every video. Terrible page layouts and fagot 11 year olds who think that asking for a subscription will make them an internet sensation in a week.
Man ever since 2009 when the Youtube page layout changed, things started going downhill. Now there's nothing but assholes commenting and messaging me about their gay page that lacks videos. Also these ads make it seem like a year before a video plays.
by I-sack_1200 July 16, 2011