Your little cousin

A fiery hot minor aged 12 to 14 and has already lost their virginity to their science teacher and has massive saggy tits
Did you see your little cousin I’m tryina hit her up later
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Slap your cousin day

Arina: hey pavel
Pavel: yes?

Arina: *slaps*
Pavel: ow

Arina: happy slap your cousin day
by Your_weird September 07, 2021
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Touch your Cousin Day

On March 13th it is National touch your cousin day!! If you love touching your family members this is the best day for you!!!
"Do you like touching your cousins? Not a lot. Tomorrow is National touch your cousin day!!!"
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national love your step cousin day is where you show how you feel about your step cousin.
omg guys! it’s national love your step cousin day. i need to go tell my step cousin i love her and i’m so grateful to have her.
by lani knows best June 04, 2022
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*leaves a bunch of cockroaches in ur bed*
its natural prank your cousins
by WHATTHEFA April 22, 2023
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Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".
John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.
by xynoxis March 19, 2018
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