Yonk

Anything, mainly used a noun and typically replaces someone's name
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1. To "pull out" of a womens vagina and or butthole. 2 . To blow ones load after sexual intercourse.
Yo we was goin at it and i yonked dat shit
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Yonk

A period of time equivalent to three weeks. Based on the fact that there is a term for one week, two weeks (a fortnight) and almost precisely four weeks (a month).

Because events are rarely important enough to know that they are approximately three weeks away, the term is more usually used informally as a way of exaggerating a length of time.
"The tournament starts in a yonk, so we'd best start practising."

In its more informal usage: "Ah, the project's not in for yonks, yet, so don't worry about it."
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Yonk

a person who swears on his/her life that they are from Yonkers, New York, when in actuality they are from Baltimore, Maryland.
"Yonk" is really from Baltimore
by Nathalie November 26, 2003
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Yonk

To chew something loud and obnoxiously.
The english mastiff puppy liked to yonk on her bone.

My daughter would yonk her gum until I told her to chew with her mouth closed.
by bugsy555 October 08, 2012
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Yonk

A strange unknown creature that is sent to fight off the evil minions from inside you
Allright were outnumbered, SEND IN THE YONK!!!!!
by theyonkmaster April 02, 2011
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Yonkes

Yonkes is an informal (slang) Spanish word used for junk and/or junk-yards. Yonkes does NOT refer to "Yankees" as some monolingual English people erroneously assume. This word is iconic at Chicano Park in Barrio Logan, San Diego, CA thanks to a civil-rights-era mural that reads "Varrio Si, Yonkes No." Meaning "yes to community, no to junk-yards." This was in response to the City of San Diego's decision to zone junk-yards in a heavily Mexican community during the 1960's.
Spanish: Vamos a los yonkes a comprar unas partes para mi carro.
English: Let's go to the junk-yards to buy some parts for my car.
by juancalcala July 19, 2011
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