yoko

A type of German facist stripper.

"You guys coming out to see that Yoko dance tonight?"

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

Yoko

(Verb) To pull a Yoko, means to get your boyfriend pussy whipped and beak up his band, destroying his career as a musician.

Matt's girlfriend pulled a Yoko.

by Alex \m/ April 14, 2008

yoko

n. a woman who really thinks she's an interesting artist, but is actually just a poser whos "cool" comes from who she dates/marries. a woman who makes really annoying art and tries to pretend it's "heavy' . an energy sucker. someone who's attempts at being "avant garde" come off to real artists as sensless crap. a woman who shows up at band practice and makes suggestions.

v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .

"hey , bob's music has become very boring, and i havent seen him in months. he used to be really productive

"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"

'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"

"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"

by phaedrider November 16, 2009

Yoko

A old saggy-tit lady who thinks screeching into a microphone is art who convinced John Lennon to quit The Beatles.

"You're such a Yoko!"

by thebeatlesrul!!!!111!!!1!!!!1! January 8, 2018

yoko

an instigating cunt who picks on other cunts because she is a retard; one who takes pictures of ones own used tampons and uses stupid slang words like LAFFO.

tschernobyl is a yoko

by tschernobyl June 7, 2004

yoko

Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.

Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

yoko

hot blonde girl with big boobs

phwoar look at that yoko

by John123 November 3, 2007