the yock

a motor vehicle used to "tour down the street" for lunch when one lazy bastard takes the day off and then comes in between the hours of 1:05 and 2:00. it is also used to eat ones lunch in.

Dec: rory has come up to give us a lift in THE YOCK

or

Dec: where are we gonna eat our lunch ?
Marty: IN THE YOCK

by dec229 June 12, 2011

yock

pronunciation: /y-aw-ck/ past tense- yocked. It can be used to mean a variety of different things, anything that you want it to mean in the contex being used.

"Yo man, Stacy was so fucking yocked last night- she couldn't even walk down the hall without help."

by litmas101 January 13, 2017

Mad Yock

A mad yock is a girl who tends to like a bit of cock in her. i.e. a slut or a whore

Jeeze that (girls name) is a mad yock, she has fucked 4 of my friends last week and she i stirred the porridge last night.

Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor

Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,

Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.

Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock

by lovesdacock85 February 28, 2011

new yock

How people from Boston pronounce New York

"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can

by Carl May 2, 2004

yock monster

an unappealing (visually) vagina.

"She had a real roast beef yock monster"

by Tom G the 1 January 3, 2012

Yock

Can be used to mean literally anything. However it is most often used to involve drinking beer, or stewing.

Yock, you are absolutely ferda steez yocking right now!

by dmonkeymoth May 13, 2024

cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017