U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

by SHLAMY August 24, 2019

Yankin' my dick

Most often used as a question in place of "are you kidding me?"

And normally used when irritated

For example:
Baker: "Sorry I can't make it over tonight, I've got some stuff to take care of."

Wayne: "You yankin' my dick bro?!"

by mAshton titties January 28, 2009

Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

by MERT July 4, 2012

Yawning in 3D

The act of vomiting, Barfing, Yawning in Technicolor, up-chuck, driving the porcelin bus, spew and throwing up.

Dude A: What happended to Quinn?

Dudette B: He ate raw chicken and drank a litre of Bushmills. Then he started yawning in 3D all over my new Chucks.

by False Aorta February 14, 2010

The Yawning Abyss

The Yawning Abyss is a ride from the Theme Park Sans World, created by the youtuber CallMeCarson and his friends, this ride makes you question your spatial perception of the universe.
Once you come out you'll be ascended, you won't even need to comunicate with language, you'll be able to comunicate telepathically.

It is said that if you gaze into the Yawning Abyss for long enough you may just return with an inkling of the Merciless SunGod's vast knowledge.

by Weenie le pug September 21, 2020

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010

Yackinducer

Pseudo name for Jägermeister. It infers that Jägermeister causes one to get sick & vomit when drinking it.

Do I want Jägermeister? No thank you! More like Yackinducer. I barf everytime I drink that stuff.

by J2B2 December 17, 2012