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Yardsale 

n. One who consumes an excessive amount of alcohol in a short period of time causing them to puke while out on a smoke break.

n. A mess of a person who excessively pukes and pisses on his friends and roommates property.

v. To throw up on the lawn after a night of drinking.
"Who that dude totally yardsaled all over!"

"Holy Shit! Yardsale pissed all over himself, pulled me off my bed and then pissed on my mattress!"
Yardsale by Brewheister February 12, 2010
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yardsale 

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place
when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.
yardsale by FormFaktor March 31, 2003

yardsale 

when you bust a big load on someone in a master chief costume

Mexican Yardsale 

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.
They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.
Mexican Yardsale by timoioi October 5, 2009

The Colorado Yardsale 

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.
I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale
The Colorado Yardsale by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016

the colorado yardsale 

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale
the colorado yardsale by Dilyn222 September 8, 2016

The Colorado Yardsale 

When you have sex on the front lawn in a snow storm or blizzard
I met this chick from Loveland and we smoked and did the Colorado yardsale
The Colorado Yardsale by Dilyn222 August 21, 2016