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yardsale

when you go to a club and spend a rediculous amount of money on drinks to get you and your friends wasted, and then something fucked up happens after that. A typical yardsale is a blackout tequila night with the boys.
Dude how much money did you spend last night and wtf happened?

Bro, visa's maxed and i lost my phone and wallet, no idea how i got home but woke up win a fire extinguisher. was definately a yardsaled night?
by doubledownsplit December 23, 2010
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yardsale

When an individual consumes an excessive amount of alcohol and manages to misplace all and/or a portion of their belongings such as a wallet or cell phone. The void of these particular items is generally discovered the following morning and the items are rarely recovered.
Dude: Sup bra, did you kick it with Dominique last night?
Bro: Yea, he was faced and yardsaled his shit. I called his cell this morning and some random dudebro answered.
Dude: Damn, shitty.
Bro: Word, total yardsale .
by dudebro1 January 20, 2009
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yardsale

(verb) to yardsale
1: to try to achieve a goal with limited means cheaply
2: to reply to an involved question or argument with a simplistic response
1: Although Ron had no money to fix the car properly he was able to yardsale it enough to make it to Trenton in it.
2: After I had told him all about the problems in Palestine, he wouldn't stop yardsaling the problem.
by FormFaktor February 27, 2003
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yardsale

same as to fall, or to go spread eagle in a big way so that all limbs are all over the place
when mark fell on that banana peel he totally yardsaled.
by FormFaktor March 31, 2003
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Mexican Yardsale

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.
They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.
by timoioi October 5, 2009
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The Colorado Yardsale

When you do the dirty on the front lawn in a snowstorm.
I met some hippie chick from Loveland and we do the Colorado yardsale
by Dilyn222 September 11, 2016
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the colorado yardsale

I met this chick in Loveland and we did the Colorado yardsale
by Dilyn222 September 8, 2016
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