your dick's loose

a not uncommon response to someone who talks a lot of bullshit or doesn't know what they're talking about at all, or someone of questionable sexual preference. also used to insult pretty much anyone at any time w/o any cause, mostly males.

Person A: That String Cheese Incident show rocked. They were throwin' down somethin' fierce.

Person B: Man, your dick's loose.

by Igz November 22, 2006

your dick is small

im sorry i don't know how to tell you this but you have a small one....
there is no other way to put this but you wont be able to satisfy with that child of a unit... just keep it in your pants as its just sad the amount of confidence your schlong has ......
im sorry grace.

grace im sorry but im not satisfied... your dick is small

by graceurppsmoll March 17, 2020

Your Dick Is Talking

A man saying something extremely stupid about a girl

Ex: "Nicki Minaj's ass is real"

"Bro, your dick is talking"

by TheGamingFreak101 March 23, 2016

your dick is now a noodle

A description of the process of your Penis transforming to a Noodle

Skidadle Skidodle, your dick is now a noodle

by Justus Bumm January 26, 2018

Your dick a toothpick

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

by Smolboiintheghetto May 15, 2018

your dick is bigger than mine

when someone calls you this, they mean that you don’t got much balls or got no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Yes—”
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop, stop—“
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 1, 2022

your dick is bigger than mine

if you are told this, they mean that you barely have balls or have no balls for shit

sidney: “Tanisha, talk some sense into that bitch.”
tanisha: “Ok—“
judi: “Get off my dick!”
sidney: “Yeah, your dick is bigger than mine.”
natalie: “Stop!!!”
sidney: “Nasty ass bitch.”
judi: “You wish..”

by rayneptune June 2, 2022